Best Divorce Letter Ever!

• 11:37 pm August 12, 2020
• suhas

Separation is not easy. It is never easy to break your marriage off and end everything in an second! Divorce letters can be particularly tough. But not if all the divorce letters are like this! This one has to be one of the best divorce letters ever!

Marriage- An Institution

People belonging to the old generation have started believing that people from new generation do not elicit confidence in Marriage as an institution. There are multiple reasons for that. If you read on, you'll know what we are talking about!

The Letter

Now what we are about to show you is the best Divorce letter ever. A Husband wrote this letter to his wife. He said, “These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore.”

The End

To conclude the letter, he further wrote, “Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”

The Reply

Now wait, if you think the letter was great, you are wrong. The reply by his wife to him is what made the entire thing worth it! This is how she started her reply, “I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!”

Funnier

Now it gets funnier from here. She continued, “And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.”

And finally

And to end things up, she hit one of the the park, “But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.”