Man Finds Women Swimming Naked In His Pond. His Reply Is Absolutely Perfect!

• 5:37 pm July 28, 2018
• Hazel

It is generally said that men have a better sense of humor when it comes to crunch situations. They are always expected to come up with pretty good one-liners to save the day. Here is one such instance where an old man was caught up in a crunch situation but he did well with his common sense and wit. Here he saw a bunch of woman skinny-dipping in his pond, he tried having an argument with but to no avail so he resorted to the old age trick of pulling one fast over them, and it panned out quite well for him.

Old man, Ron

There was an old man named, Ron who lived in Florida. He owns a large farm from a long time now. He even has a large pond in the back which was properly shaped for swimming. And so he designed it the same way.

He fixed some picnic tables, horseshoe courts. He had also planted some orange and lime trees.

He went to visit the lake

Then one evening when the weather was good enough to enjoy the time, he decided to visit his pond and so he went to the pond to take a check on it!

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some of the fruits from the plants which he had planted.

He heard voices...

As he proceeded closer to the pond he heard voices of women giggling and shouting and laughing.

He knew there were women in the pond and so he came closer only to see some women skinny-dipping in his pond.

The woman said...

He knew what was the right thing to do and so he made the girls aware that he is heading towards the pond and one of the women shouted,

“We’re not coming out of the pond until you leave!”

At this moment, old Ron frowned, and replied, “I didn’t come here to watch you ladies skinny dipping or to see you coming out of the pond naked.”

His reply!

He then held his bucket high up to the ladies to get a clear view of it and continued…

“I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Ron is the smart old guy with the really bright mind. He came up with this awesome reply instead of nagging about the ladies inside his pond.