10 Stupid Questions People Got Asked That Made Them Facepalm!

• 6:29 pm October 14, 2022

"There is no such thing as a stupid question," they say. The statement emphasizes that the pursuit of knowledge entails failure, and that knowing less than others should not keep you from learning. But, whether you believe it or not, I believe we can all agree that sometimes people ask things in such a humorous way that you don't know whether to laugh or answer them seriously.

The insurance company asked if there was a chance that my dad's amputated leg would grow back.

Yeah of course! It's like he has a secret power, he is half human half lizard!

I'm a postpartum nurse. A patient asked me "when will the doctor be here to pierce my nipples so I can breastfeed?"

Looks like there is no one to tell her that it's the baby who does the piercing..

Because I am a dwarf I get a lot of hilarious ones, but one of my favorites was "do you need to get a smaller engine for your car?"

Funny how humans sometimes equate different than me to Hey a whole new species!

Someone was placing an order once at my family’s restaurant, and they had asked me for a side of French fries without the potatoes. I assumed she was joking, so I laughed...she wasn’t joking. She got offended and left the restaurant

I suppose she is the one who loves chocolate ice-cream without chocolate in it..

Do you think they're a little old to be lesbians?

Don't you think you are too old to be this dumb!

I was asked how far the luggage plane usually flies behind the passenger plane. The person who asked me went to an Ivy league medical school.

Sometimes i think that's what happens when i wait and wait and wait for my luggage to come out

Also read: 15 Acts of Stupidity People surprisingly Got Away With

While working as a butcher, I showed a deli clerk how to break down a whole chicken into pieces. I show her, "two breasts, two wings, two legs, two thighs." she looks at me and asks, "which part does the turkey come from?"

He needs to tell her that the chickens turn into turkey in the month of November!

"What time is the 3 O'clock parade?" I worked at Disney World. This is the #1 most common question you'll get asked as a Cast Member in the Magic Kingdom.

It will start at about an hour later when its 2 o'clock.

In high school, we were warming up before a baseball game one evening and some really ominous ,dark clouds started rolling in. One of my teammates very seriously asked “Is that a storm or is that just night coming?”. I will never forget that.

That would've been a hella funny baseball game i suppose!

Not me, but our safari guide in South Africa said he once heard a woman ask her husband, “Honey, is that the same moon we see in Texas?”

Well Texas seems to be a really posh place to use the same moon as the rest of the world..